- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a horse nibbled a baby

Poop swing

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

i have a christmas tree.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

like most people my age. im 27

the love boat

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Kathy Griffin.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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