Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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