- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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