- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

oh no, i've lost my tractor

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

42, that is all

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

try slamming a revolving door

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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