If you like this, it will have one extra like

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anyone??????????/

thumb_up thumb_down -1

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I pooped.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

thumb_up thumb_down -1

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man killed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops