Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

general tso's broccoli

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Where's my baby??

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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