What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Womens rights !

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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