Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Your all fags

Are you Drew?

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why is pi? Because circles.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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