- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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