Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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