what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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I've got a dig bick

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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yes... that's the joke

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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