A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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