Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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The Detroit Lions

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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