Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

That's what she didn't say

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

The Barackness Monster

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

im a dragon, no im not

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

baby seal walks into a club

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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