- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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