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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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