Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Your dads dead. lol

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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fduck

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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