What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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I ponder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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