- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

HEY YOU!!!!

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

charlie sheen losing

whats the best thing about polio...death

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

good one jess !!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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