A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

There's my tractor.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Republicans

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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