- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

you and your family will die tonight

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Tim and Eric

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

balls

David Silberberg is gay

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

what happens every day? People die

THE END.

purple pickles

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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