Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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I ponder

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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