Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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how did the man die he didnt

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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