- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

TIMMAH!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

general tso's broccoli

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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