- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Get in the car.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Knock Knock Go Away

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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