What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Women's rights

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Republicans

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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