You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Where's my baby??

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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