- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Women's Rights.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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