Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

thumb_up thumb_down -2

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Take this and put it- No.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops