- Anti Joke

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What's the difference between? Your mom.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

You're welcome!

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.