Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Black Friday

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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A man... walks.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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