whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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you

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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out of your comfort zone

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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