- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Knock knock. Racism.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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