- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Mitt Romney penis

The Holocaust.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

girls basketball

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

falling didnt make the difference

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

you first

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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