"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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My parents died!

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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