- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

fack me in the ace! CC

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Mark Wilson

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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