- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

wanna hear a joke? no.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

kieran scott has a huge back

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

civil rights

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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