A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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WHAT????

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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I am a nigger.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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