- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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