- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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