- Anti Joke

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

whats brown and sticky? shit

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My penis is big... not.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.