elen degeneres is straight....

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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A white person at Harvard

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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