I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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