- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

An English man walks into a pub.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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