What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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knock knock who's there aids

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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