- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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