Knock Knock *opens the door*

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Cripples are lame.

Where's my baby??

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

A horse walks into a barn.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Dance is a sport

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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