Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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civil rights

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Neither does he.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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fava beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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