Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Womens rights

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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