- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

? I hate niiggers ?

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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